Your Internet Marketing SUCKS
Don’t believe me?
You know your business should be performing better online… You know you’re losing clients and customers because your competitors are kicking your ass with their online presence… You have a website, but you don’t know EXACTLY how many people are buying from it… Worse yet, you have NO IDEA how many people are even visiting that site…
You’ve heard of “social networking”, but have no idea what the hell it is, or how to even get started with it (“it has something to do with a ‘facesite‘ and a ‘tweeter‘” right?).
You’ve know it for some time now, you’ve just been too afraid to say it out loud. So say it with me: “My Internet Marketing Sucks”
Now that we’ve admitted that, don’t we feel just a little bit better… no. We will soon though. Because:
IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT
Internet Marketing has been shrouded in secrecy, by the people that want to charge you BIG BUCKS to do the simplest of things. It’s not explained in plain English so you can just do it yourself, and make an impact.
Internet “Marketing” is butchered by web designers that are so focused with being “pretty” they forget what matters: making money.
So it’s time to cut through the BS.
My name is Tevin and I’m here to be your Internet Marketing Czar.
I am not “politically correct”, I often times say inappropriate things at inappropriate times. I am “young” (23). I’m a little outrageous, and a lot off the wall.
I have also been online since I turned 7 years old. I have studied and implemented hundreds of different internet marketing strategies on dozens of different websites over the last 6 years.
I have:
- Dominated pay-per-click campaigns
- Mastered social networking to drive massive amounts of traffic to any website
- I have slayed the mythical dragon known as “Search Engine Optimization”
- And even how to use Craigslist for more than just finding a used sofa.
I do not expect you to know what these things even are. Just know they’ve taken dedication and thousands of hours of sitting in a chair reading, doing, failing, and reworking to become successful at.
Thousands of hours I am going to save you with the writing of this blog.
You should know, I don’t expect my writing style to be for everyone. If you are easily offended by the spoken or written word, and can’t take a joke, you should probably just leave now, I don’t have the time or energy to censor myself.
If you can take a joke, and are not offended by language (or at least can read and listen past it) I have some good news for you:
My goal with this blog is to teach you these so-called “hard” and “advanced” internet marketing techniques in such simple language that even your 7 year-old nephew could do it (bad example… he probably already can, but you get my point).
Why would I give you such closely guarded internet marketing secrets completely free?
Because I’m an arrogant kid that likes to live dangerously? Probably… But that’s not entirely it.
I’m giving all of this information away for free so I can make mo’ money.
“How, Tevin How!?” I hear you asking. Simply, no matter how much information I can type, or speak, or show on a video to you, I can almost assuredly give better guidance by sitting down with you and learning your business, and speaking with you one-on-one.
So if you want to pay me to sit down with you, I do offer that… But not yet, because we haven’t learned anything yet. So we’ll get there later. First, the free stuff.
So what first? Before we start making money, and dramatically increasing your internet presence we’re going to need something. A Google Account.
Whether you love or hate Google (trust me, you’ll learn to love/hate them soon enough), you can’t get through the internet with out them, and you need a general Google account, because we are going to be using a lot of their products.
So start by signing up with a google account here: https://www.google.com/accounts/NewAccount
Also make sure to enter your email address in the side bar to make sure you receive the newest information as soon as it comes out, so you can follow along.
Lets have some fun,
Tevin